so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Text me some of your sweat
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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