Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
