My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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