I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I need a hoe opinion
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