shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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