Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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