Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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