she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
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Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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