Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
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Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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