STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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