We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
