matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
the liver wants what the liver wants
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Randomize
