if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
The Olympian is in my bed
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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