hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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