Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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