I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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