question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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