maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I don't deserve a penis
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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