Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I'm always down for nudity.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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