What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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