and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
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it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
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Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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