she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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