Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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