I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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