brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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