I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I wish i was in the wii world.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
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I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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