CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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