Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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