:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
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