you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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