Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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