OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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