I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
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We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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