bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
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