I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
you had me at cake vodka
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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