On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
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Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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