Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
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Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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