why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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