I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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