next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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