i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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