"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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