9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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