fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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