Where is the hickey?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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