Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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