omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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