I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Randomize
