watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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