I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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