mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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