Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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