THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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