one two three fourrrrnication!
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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