people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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