Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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