She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
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What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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